The World Outside Apollo

The first known example of an advertisement for laundry detergent was in 1876. Henkel and Company - these days known as the parent company of Persil - took out a full-page advertisement in a Cologne newspaper, informing readers about how laundry detergent would make their linen whiter than mere soap ever could. Nearly 150 years later, in great regularity, someone launches a new product, telling us our whites still aren’t white enough.

It appears Wall Street has been taking notes. The methods now employed by the biggest players in private equity and private credit in their efforts launching billion-dollar funds look like they were taken straight from the same playbook. “You thought last year’s fund was good? Well, hold tight, because this year’s fund is a gamechanger.” And much like washing detergents, you would be forgiven for wondering what the difference between any of them is.

B Funds

Multi-billion-dollar funds are now launched in such frequency that they might almost be considered mundane. In fact, more than 50 ‘B Funds‘ were launched between January and June of 2020. Typically featuring a minimum check size of $100M-500M, 3 to 5 year terms and no shortage of well educated, Oxxford suit wearing partners ready to play, “let’s make a deal."

They include Oak Tree ($15 billion) Clearlake ($7 billion), Blackstone ($4.5 billion) and Permira ($3.7 billion). In July, Apollo announced that it was launching a new $12 billion platform to make loans of around $1 billion. It can’t be long now before more firms offering $1 billion loans to companies at ever more attractive terms becomes standard practice.

This is all seems to be self-perpetuating: With an ever soaring AUM of approximately $340 billion, it is difficult for firms like Apollo to justify credit investments for anything less than a couple hundred million dollars. As crazy as it sounds, anything less doesn’t move the needle for them. As a rule, many investors’ perception of success and security is determined by the optics of a manager’s AUM. At some point, the clamor for ‘B funds’ achieves little other than inflating the AUM figure with ever bigger check sizes, is an end in itself.