Finally, an AI Device I Don’t Immediately Despise

Something remarkable happened the other day: I tried an AI device I didn’t instinctively loathe. It was a smart ring, created by two former Meta Platforms Inc. employees, that finally met some of the key criteria I think about when it comes to wearable tech and artificial intelligence, an intersection already fraught with failure and no shortage of justifiable anger.

Let’s call it the Molotov’s Test — the likelihood of attracting unwanted attention as a result of using wearable technology, so-named after one of San Francisco’s best dive bars, where a wearer of the much-maligned Google Glass headset was harassed in 2014. Of course, that’s not to be condoned. But the Molotov’s Test serves as a useful starting framework: I don’t think any new device can go mainstream without passing it.

The test requires a few things. First, you shouldn’t look as if you’re obviously wearing a piece of technology. At least, it shouldn’t overwhelm your entire appearance, like sneakers with a sharp suit. This is something that can be alleviated with great design — think AirPods — but the key is that it must blend in.

Second, the tech must not make those around you uncomfortable such as recording them without their consent or awareness or capturing images in spaces where cameras are not welcome.

And third, the device must do something truly useful to earn the real estate of your body. It’s a higher bar than being open to having something in your pocket.

These details are important to think about as AI companies look to disrupt our reliance on smartphone screens in favor of something else. OpenAI and former Apple Inc. design head Jony Ive are working on an AI-enabled non-phone device. Meta and Apple (reportedly) are betting on AI-enhanced eyewear. Meta’s Ray Bans are already on the market and have sold, from what we know, single-digit millions of units. But clearly, Meta’s Ray Bans will be a niche product because even glasses indistinguishable from a normal pair require those who don’t wear them to have reason enough to start.