Tesla’s Mystery Tour Rolls Past More Weak Earnings

The secret to getting a trillion-dollar valuation on a struggling car company is to convince everyone that you are not in fact a car company. Tesla Inc. led with that in its latest results announcement, declaring the last quarter — a dreadful affair in financial terms — a “seminal point” in its history. The second quarter apparently kicked off Tesla’s transition from leading in electric vehicles and renewable energy to the new vistas of artificial intelligence and robotics.

We’ve got the first bit of the transition alright, where the old stuff fades. But we are yet to see the other, more exciting bit show up in force. Tesla’s remarkably patient investors, treated to another earnings call that mostly elided discussion of the stuff the company actually sells in favor of stuff it either barely sells or doesn’t at all, now exist almost entirely on a diet of wild promises.

Tesla missed consensus earnings, but only by a little, which, in this inverted dimension, can often count as a win (even though the forecast had collapsed since the start of the year). More telling was what lay beneath the pre-tax profit of $1.5 billion. While underlying operations flipped back to a profit after the prior quarter’s loss, that still constituted less than a third of the overall amount. Little wonder given the decline in EV sales, including the woeful performance of the Cybertruck. Almost 69% came from selling regulatory credits, interest on Tesla’s bank balance and $320 million of “other” (likely crypto-related) income. So far this year, from a profits perspective, Tesla has looked more like a financial fund that happens to also make cars and batteries.

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Tesla’s free cash flow collapsed further in the quarter, to just $146 million, down almost 90% from a year ago. Even getting to this figure owed everything to that “other” income, as well as Tesla continuing to underspend on capital expenditure. The company, which is apparently on the cusp of leadership in not-cheap robotics and AI, cut its capex target for the year.