Stop Those Lazy Job Postings!

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Is there really a labor shortage?

Not sure.

But there is a shortage of is well-written job postings!

Here are some creative features to add to lazy, unappealing job postings so you can poach talent from your competitors.

Job postings, translated

Is this what your job posting sounds like?

Established RIA firm looking for junior portfolio associate, with high potential for growth into a senior position (but we’ll pay you peanuts until you get there).

Looking for a team player who is willing to wear many hats (translation: shut up and do whatever we tell you).

Fast-paced work environment (translation: get ready to burn out just like the last person we fired from this role).

Positive, upbeat, self-starter with high attention to detail (because we’re going to micromanage and work you to the bone until you croak!).

Must be familiar with eMoney (because we need you to use it for some advanced function that we won’t train you for).

Most of you have spent more time worrying about which golf course to play than what your job postings sound like. I mean, who wrote this?